|  By 
        Nancy Talley
 SOME KID LOVIN’ MOTHER FEARIN’
 ORDER SEAKIN’
 GONNA FIGURE A WAY
 TO SOLVE THIS
 OR DIE TRYIN’
 KINDA PRINCIPAL
 OR CUSTODIAN
 DREAMED UP THESE NUBS
 SO IF THE KIDS DID
 WHEN THEY SHOULDN’T OUGHTA
 SLIDE DOWN THAT BANISTER
 HE WOULDN’T HAVE ‘EM
 SPLITTIN’ THEIR BRITCHES
 OR FALLIN’ THREE FLOORS
 ONTO THEIR SMART-ASS HEADS
 DOWN HIS STAIRCASE
 AND NO SIDE-SADDLE TOM-GIRL
 WOULD SLIT OPEN A THIGH
 BECAUSE SHE WORE A DRESS
 WITH SILK PANTIES
 INSTEAD OF HER BROTHER’S LEVIS
 AND HER HUSBAND TO BE
 IN TWENTY YEARS COULD STOP
 BEFORE HE HIT THE POST
 AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS
 AND KEEP HIS BALLS IN TACT
 SO THEY COULD HAVE KIDS
 CLIMBIN’ THE STAIRS
 AT PUBLIC SCHOOL #34.
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